Tuesday, March 31, 2009

English class - Jay

Today, 4s8 had a... uh...
interview writting session.... we had to interview a person.

our group chose a terrorist XD called....Ossama LOL
so this is how our interview went...

Rpt : What's your career?
Oss : I'm a lone warchief that abinds by my own principles that other politicians cant understand.

Rpt : Do you have any family members left?
Oss : Hmmm.... I think i should have 1 more living.

Rpt : What happened to the rest of them?
Oss : The rest? Well, the rest were my main test subjects.

Rpt : May I know what's her name?
Oss : It's a he. I think his name is Obbama something, can't remember what's his surname.

Rpt : Do you like him?
Oss : No.... He's going down on April 1st.

Rpt : Owh... don't try to fake. Don't Lie
Oss : So scared... so scared

to be continued..


Lol.... anyway... all people mentioned here are from our imginations... nothin to do with anything real..


Other than this part of the day, that had a meaning...
Other periods were pontengable...
XD

Sunday, March 29, 2009

12.05 am - Jay

wow... finally a non-stop chem peka... tht lasted for 26hrs
damn.. do i feel drowzy....

I cant even think properly now...
lol...
and i'm still styping
i think i need sleep..
BADLY

nitez ppl...
or maybe its
morning

i dunno....

tata

24hrs + - Jay

I've been awake for more than 24 hrs now...

I am sleepy..
But.. labours dun get a sleeping leave

i guess i'd have to write my ass off for another 1 hour at least..

and des.....
what the hell?
new year photos?!
u gotta be kiddin me..........

Wait i find my new year photos lah!
lalala~

LET THE LABOURING BEGIN

what Kl looks like during new year..xD





6:19 am - Jay

Well, here i am... 6:19am in the morning, still infront of the computer...

I should be doing chem peka right now, but the coffee's wearing off, kinda feeling sleeping now..

but now need go sweep grave pulak... hmm... wat 2 do...


i'm sure everyone has their shares of problems these days..
be it a peka, family, school or relationships..

hope everyone gets thru them
morningz everyone

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Earth Hour - Jay

I turned off nearly everything that had to do with electricity just now...
but, it kinda got boring... so i went outside to see wat the neighbourhood looked like...

I was wearing.. uh... wat des calls a "squatter uniform" XD out...
It's kinda funny seeing people staring at me... dunno wats going on in their minds... ><

So i out outside, my neighbourhood was just a little dimmer than usual... darn
Is it so hard to sacrifice 1 HOUR?!
so damn selfish..
1 hr no do bisness u'll go backrupt?! deng
I might be naif be i don't understand what is there to lose to sacrifice 1hr.. just 1 hr

But anyway, i was walking around sight seeing.... and the people would be staring at me... for some reason..
Even when i went to 7-11 to get an ice cream... the cashier was staring at me...
I went to MCD buy ice cream.. the cashier oso staring at me...
uh... anything wrong?
LOL
funny ppl... even when i sitting on the staircase... licking my ice cream oso gt ppl wan to stare at me.... LOL..

the society has a bad impression on squatters don't they... but don't get me wrong..
I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WIF SQUATTERS.... since... i.... dressed as 1... XD

Well, i guess today wasn't as bad as i thought.... at least i helped earth!
lalala~

What Kl looks like during earth hour-part 2







What Kl looks like during earth hour







the flash is not from my camera...but from that building
-Des
AMAZING huh?

Friday, March 27, 2009

Earth Day? - Jay

Earth day?!
Turning of the lights fo 1 hour?!

hmmmm....
should i participate? umm... 1 hour leh, think about how much stuff you could do in 1 hour
i could
- SS
- do chem peka
- do physics
- do add maths
- do chem
- do chinese
- do biology
- uh.. watch movie
- blog
- play
- read
- eat
- drink
uh... anything else? hmmm... must have some more 1... maybe i cant think of them...
- ohya.. i could think
- dream
- sleep (wif the lights on?.... well, maybe)
hmmm... there's got to be something else..
owh well, next time only write la..

so i could do so many things in an hour...
is my 1 hour worth it?


ABSOLUTELY! (maybe spell like tht)
it doesn't matter
who u r
what u r
how u r
where u r
wat u doing
where u doing
how u doing
why u doing
etc etc

DO YOUR PART IN SAVING EARTH
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !









28 march
from 8.30 - 9.30 pm

somemore stuff to LYAO XD









Thursday, March 26, 2009

Time 4 dedication and fulfilment - Jay

In 14 hours, my desperate hand will be freed!
Goddamnit! Right hand stuck for 4 days...
u try livin without ur right hand not totally useable... damn mafan 1

Pity i dun have a cam right now...
All else, i'd take down those mafan+ing moments...
damn i hate injuries......

Well, doesn't matter now... i JUST need to wait 14 hrs.... it'd be simple(i hope)
Well, end of the complaning..

Volleyball's annual district competition's coming up!
count down appx 1 week

But...
TOGETHER WE STAND

TO
GETHER WE R O A R ! ! !




With our coach's friend, i think...



Uh... Forgot y we all take pic jor... but still a pic anyway.. XD



My coach, damn cun

Monday, March 23, 2009

Last day of exam - Jay

Uh... cheers?
Shouldn't we been celebrating that our exams are over?
Uh... No i guess since we'll be getting our exam papers back tomorrow and there aint any hols to go cheer about... DAMN
Stupid exams... had to be AFTER the hols XD
Still in hol mood want me do + maths?! U MUST BE JOKING....

LoL

Today's 2 test paper, couldn't believe i was kinda doing it... hmmm... BLINDLY?!
Well, what 2 do. See the paper, 1st think is... ::+:: sien lorh... ::+::
TAMBAHAN pulak... MORAL > stupid subject
i didn't even study this. Didn't even touch it... Just left it there.. wow.. what a holiday achievement XD

Anyway... I guess i know my failed subjects.. lol
Never thought + maths would take more than 90mins... ( i think too long ) ><
haih.. since no1 cheer in school... i'll SS here lalala

C
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uh... damn lame... put pic la






Uh.. thats not right..
Actually... i meant..






Yeah...
Uh.. That's one cute baby
XD
That's so GAY

Street Soccer

Sunday, March 22, 2009

One day - Jay

I saw a kid one day, lost in the crowd.

Well, he was just wandering in the streets, as i was sitting by, i could see him pass me a few times. He looked desperate, anxious but he just couldn't find what he was looking for. Pityful kid...

He held a piece of paper in his hands and used it to ask strangers of something written on it. But not much people stopped to answer him. The kid, alone in the streets. Requests for help but nobody bothered to answered. Wow! I can't believe the people in the world are so selfish, they couldn't even spare a few minutes for the kid. Damn!

So, I went over to the kid. Gosh, his eyes were getting wet.
I asked him " Hi, wat cha looking for? "
He held up a piece of paper, written on it "I cant find my way home, can u help me? "
Then i realised, he couldn't speak. A tear fell from his teary eyes.
I tried to know where he stayed, but i couldn't understand a thing until he wrote it down on that piece of paper. [ Life never felt so fragile ]

It just proves how the silent are ignored in society... damn i hate society
So, next time you see a silent, giv'em a hand cause you could never understand their pain, their life and you might not beable to live in a society that stares at you and talk behind your back...
[ we could never understand ]

[suicide was a cry for help, that no one answered]

Saturday, March 21, 2009

LMAO

Friday, March 20, 2009

Just a quote - Jay

I dreamed I was missing, You were so scared. But no one would listen 'Cause no one else cared.

Anyone care to learn english? XD

Caution!
The below clip contains FOUL language! Please do not watch it in front of public.
We ARE not resposible for any losts! XD

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Test your stress! -




The pictures are non-animated pictures.

They are related to your pressure level.

If you see them to move, then that means you have pressure currently.

The speed of the moving is the level of your pressure.

The higher that moving speed, the higher pressure you have.
Most children and old men only see the
pictures are not moving and keep still.
I saw them move in a slow motion, that’s mean I have a bit pressure currently.

Test yourself regularly with these pictures to know yourself better.

Sometimes, it is good to have a appropriate pressure to push us to do better, but too much pressure can cause us to the end of the edge.
Be relax when you know yo
u have too much pressure inside !

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Undirectional Aims of Life - Jay

Have you ever wondered whether the choices you make today are right?
Would the choices you made give you a better direction in life?

The optimal or perfect choice! ahh.. But is there actually such thing? A perfect choice that only gives gain and not lost. Well sadly, there aren't perfect choices, you gain something, you lose something at the same time, it's only whether if you know what are the variables that in involved.

Just like if i were say for example.
Today, you saw your friend walking by herself in front of you. You have a few choices on what to do in that particular situation.
1. Walk on by
2. Greeting her
3. Surprising her
4. etc

The list goes on, although it's quite lame, but in a situation there are infinite options, it's just which option you decide to take.
But then there's a question, is your decision correct? perfect? well, frankly no matter which one you choose, there ain't any perfect decisions.

So, be brave in making decisions. Cause mistakes do happen =)

Extreme condition of my pool(long time ago)-Des


the almost extreme condition of my pool...

the Extreme condition of my pool

Haha.. my sister, brother and dad trying to save the pool!

It's me showing off my cleaning skill
hahahaa..
-Des

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Damn Boring wei...-Des

This is a holiday? Damn FREAKIN boring wei! nothing to do and i don wanna study.... by the way yesterday. Jay, Leslie and Wee Heng came to my house for a swim... Then, we got eat macdonald 5.95! i eat a lot man.. Then, Leslie go home .Then jay go home. then me and wee heng go watch movie.. WATCH MARLEY AND ME... stupid movie...! argh!
-Des

the year of the cow

LOL















sorry wei jian...XD

Haiz..- Jay

YY n kah joon no post de... ::no sporting::

long time no update jor loh...
so many ppl comment my pic?
hmmm.... funny la....
i oso dunno i post this 4 wat...
anyway...
i'll post some videos...
hope u guys n gals enjoy it

-Jay

Friday, March 13, 2009

The Great Philosophy of life--Des

Mr.Wong KK, the "physicist" of CHS or also known as Mr. Philosophy. Why!? he likes to talk stories. What stories!?! Bed time stories!? No, it's great philosophy of LIFE. What is that!? well, great philosophy of life means great teaching of moral-like, general problem solving or ethics? Something like that. I'm not so sure but this teaching helps me a lot, Mr. Wong KK said "老," which means "Live till old age, learn till old age". Wow, when i first met Mr. Wong, i thought he was amazing, fantastic, fascinating, hardworking. But, he end up like somebody from University Malaya, which is not bad.... but he talks too much and keep repeating the same thing and he only know how to talk but not know how to perform.This taught me another lesson, u must know how to talk and perform as well. I know that talking does not require money, i know that talking does not require a Dr(PHD) tittle in front of your name, I know that talking does not require permission even though sometimes permission is required, and i definitely know that talking is useful. So, as conclusion, "Never judge the book by it's cover". Other than that, Mr.Wong did taught me something beneficial, which is "Professionally". "Professionally" and I said,"wow, professionally, such a nice word(but Mr. Wong KK misused it) Well, professional means:
  1. Academic qualifications - a doctoral or law degree - i.e., university college/institute
  2. Expert and specialised knowledge in field which one is practising professionally
  3. Excellent manual/practical and literary skills in relation to profession
  4. High quality work in (examples): creations, products, services, presentations, consultancy, primary/other research, administrative, marketing or other work endeavours
  5. A high standard of professional ethics, behaviour and work activities while carrying out one's profession (as an employee, self-employed person, career, enterprise, business, company, or partnership/associate/colleague, etc.)
Is Mr Wong KK 1 of them? I don think so, but this "professionalism" taught me how to be more confident, do better work, improvement in almost everything. Other than that, i also invented some of my Great Philosophy of life. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you will never know what you're gonna get" hah.. it's from the movie called Forrest Gump, 1994 based on 1986 novel of the same name by Winstom Groom.GO WATCH! Why do i say so? Life is full of obstacle, sometimes full of shortcuts or full of everything nice. First, you open a chocolate box which contains random type of chocolates, you can get a box of chocolates with full of white chocolates. White chocolates, I believe many of you like white chocolates, it is sweet, succulent, juicy and most of all delicious; White chocolates represents everything nice. I believe that all of you agree with meXD. Then, milk chocolates this is the most common chocolate of all times so this represents the normal life. Chocolates that contains nuts or almonds like Fererro Rocher, hmmm i like this chocolate but the surface of the chocolate is rough so this represent rocky road, which means road with many obstacle. HA! this is my favourite type of chocolate, DARK CHOCOLATE, it is DARK, it is BITTER and yet delicious! Bravo! opps.. overreacted, this chocolate represent bitterness in life, sometimes life is unfair and sometimes life is like a torturing machine or HELL. Well, to me life is like a box of chocolate but without dark chocolate in it! hahaxD
Okay, Thats all for today AND DON GET IT WRONG! it's MR WONG K K
-Des-

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Street Fighter!!!! YEAH!!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ALILUYAH - Jay

2nd day of exam, those exam paper come....
Go COLD man...
never see BM paper like tht.... shocked
Couldn't believe that i'm actually in form 4..
LOL
damn..
nvm la.. juz an exam...
treat as candy!
lalala~

-Jay

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Exam! Can you Immagine?-Des

Today is the first day of exam week, and it's BC and Sej.. Die lo... i mean.. already die lo!.. damn retarded la, i studied like crap but the craps that i study did not came out.. funny la haha. Nevermind, tomorrow is Bio and BM sure can 1 (can fail) . OK la i go play game!
-Des-

Monday, March 9, 2009

Haih... long story- Des

Wat the... in just a few days.... only me and jay spamming in blog.. damn nothing meh.. tomorrow exam already(so What) exam only mah.... no problem. yeterday... i mean.. just now in the morning, Me, Jay, Kah joon, max, eric all burning midnight oil in MCD... In the end, i end up sleeping in MCD. What a failure..

Wow kah joon as our what?.. Reporter? the somebody as reporter ah? report what oh, are we doing news business? how to do news business with so little followers of "readthedot.blogspot.com" aka
Connecting People. what to do? i think we made this blog just to shyiok sendiri over here hoho haha hehe huhu..xD
i miss hot girls man.. haihx
-Des-

Funny la HIM ------------ [ Shiok Sendiri ]

HEY! we finally HIRED a REPORTER!

On the 9th of March, we officially HIRED [lee kah joon] as our somebody(reporter).
As i said i'm not a reporter, des n wai aren't reporters, so who's going to keep you informed 24/7, 365 days a year.
So we(the directors & founders of "Connecting People") have hired a reporter to keep you all busy, by crapping you out!
Due to the extension of our company, we will be making more "news"!

So... STAY CONNECTED to our readthedot.blogspot.com!

from your director, founder, chairman n.... last but not least, our TABLEMAN! xD

toodles

Y SO FREE? - Jay

[ BEFORE ]

[ AFTER ]



Y i so free a...?
nw is 6.22 am, just come back from McD, des eric n max all sleep already.
All shiok sendiri till tired liao.
Des is like face all red jor, just like mabuk.. ask him question also cannot answer liao. OMFG!
Now me and kah joon shuoking ourselves in front of computer!
uh.. stupid la... type like this for wat?
report to public of our doings.?
deng...
i nt reporter... bye

-Jay

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Random Pic! of us


Ho.. Thats Us! except for the left left left 1.. (eric, Jay, Des, Wai)
in my house.. haha showing off our sexy body!.. look at jay's face xD
-Des-

Studying days - Jay

There is approximately 39 hours till the exams might start!
NO any celebrations going on?!
NO fireworks?!
WHAT the hell is going on?!
isn't there like... um.. well at least have a parade!
its just an exam anyway..
Y SO SERIOUS?!

okay... i take tht back..
lol, exam is serious thing u know. must not play play
even holding the pencil oso must LANG JING!
haha... but McD is good place to [SS](shiok sendiri)

Once upon a time....
nola, Last night or aka as this morning me,desmond and kah joon were in McD shioking ourselves.
when we saw this guy, dude!
this guy is like in a white shirt with buttons tht go down the middle, in old blue jeans, which looked like they haven been washed for a few days. I think he bought a cup of water or something, the cup damn small (dunno how he got it). Then with a piece of tissue and a cup in hand he went to sit down at the table behind us. Nth usually, just sitting behind us, the tissue was placed on front of him, and the cup beside the tissue. He just sat there, i didn't see him drink nor do anything else but to just sit there.

We didn't care much about his existance until we saw him sleeping in a sitting position with his head hanging(obviously sleeping).Then thts when something scary happen! it just happened! in a split of a second den it was gone! could u imagine wat happen?!
well i guess u couldn't, neither could i. i didn't even know wat happen.

So we continued studying, we were going thu books, drinking coke and well, sadly also talking crap, since studying in a group must have some stuff to shiokk about rite. So we continued like this for like a long time until we finally saw him almost slumping against the chair. wat a pityful guy i really pity him man! it seems tht he does have a place to stay. not like us.. at least we have a roof over our heads!
CANT WE SEE HOW LUCKY WE ARE?!
I wish i could help him but, things in life are hard to comprehen. We humans should be helping each other out, but in modern society, ppl think twice! thats the bloody problem. watch the video below if i found it that is.

Well otheer than tht slepping handsome. There was this guy which came out at around 2 or 3am which a coffee and A WHOLE LOT OF SUGARS N CREAMERS!

I was like.... WHAT THE FUCK.

tht guy must be crazy.. even i dun think so much!
after tht guy came up, a few others came... (nt much of a scene at first)
then aanother... another ANOTHER!!! deng
the whole building suddenly became god freaking noisy!!
somemore our energy levels were going low, so a devasting decision had to be made!
we decided to surrender!
wat a dicision, so we headed back to my house. at around 3 am
once we reached, we were greeting by a brightly-lit living room. wat a funny scene. 3am n my living rooms still brightly-lit, but once we were in.. seems like somebody was playing with the computer. haha funny brother...
play till tired jor den go slp only...==

i wonder y am i writing so much...
next time tell des take pic only la
deng my finger chao gan loh...
like writing a report for a president or .....
deng...
nxt time i'll rmb tell him do tht..==

write so long for wat i oso dunno...
lol..
i AM FUTURE AUTHOR MAN!!
i am gonna write facinating things one day!

j(a)y

Saturday, March 7, 2009

what?.. a Blog? - Des

Jay nothing to do ah...
Suddenly make a blog. You Know... We must type in PROPER English in order to improve our english language. So, I now will start typing with proper english. Just Watch and Learn.
Hohoho(this is improper) what's Blog? A log that starts with a B? after hours of brain storming. I still can't find answers!!!. Tak apa, at least i know that exam is like.. tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow? It's just an EXAM, so GAN JIONG FOR WAT. We must stay calm, do not panic(i don think so)... haih.. terpaksa to write blog... nevermind! i very sporting 1... not like Jay and Wai... 1 more reminder... We ain't Gay ok... jay like girl 1 OK... I got many girlfriend(more than 10) hah, wai wai ah.. i got no idea he got or not! hahaha.. i think this makes us sounds gay-er.. nevermind la..
OH GOSH.. I'm writing improper english.. Haha.. Ok stop.. later i overtype..then shyiok sendiri.
ok lah.. want "study" already.. Bye
-Des-

THIS IS the 1st post - Jay

Me, des n YY were talking crap that day and finally decided to make a blog to post all our crap! Well may the craps begin!

i think i should be proud of being the 1st to post but i not proud even though i should be, or well that what people think. Well simple, i'm not proud of being the 1st to post. So i wonder, why am i doing something that i'm not proud of, why am i wasting my time here doing something that isn't worthwhile. Why i ask myself, but if i knew how to answer this question, i would'nt be asking... right? So i'll just keep myself wondering why i wrote the 1st post.

Then i think of why am i still typing this thing, do i not have anything better to do?
Well frankly i don't.
Let me think serious...
Nah... nothing worthwhile to do
OH!
wait wait
i've though of something worthwhile to do!
i'll keep wondering why i wrote this!!
yeah!!

1/f(f)(Jay)=Jay =D

Friday, March 6, 2009

THIS IS NOT the 1st post of the blog - Jay

Well since you have the time to read this and i have like infinite characters to waste in a post rather than in a stupid about me(which give u 1200 characters), i'll take my time.

Although all this should be in about me.... but stupid thing would let me put all this!!

So fine, i decided put here, write jor delete meh... so waste!

So here it goes..


I'd like to thank our mamas & babas for bringing us into the world. Our nanas & papas for bringing our mamas & babas into the world so tht they could bring us into the world so tht one day we'll be able to bring our yahoos into world! I would also like to thank my computer, modem, mouse, keybroad, cables, telephone lines, telephone posts, satelites, streamyx staff for making my accessing into the internet possible, and then i'd to thank my light, fan, table, chair for supporting me all the way thru this, i'd like to thank my doors, windows, poles, roof,walls for supporting my light, fan, table, chair so they could supporrt me through all this! Last but not least i'd like to thank my fingers for doing the hardest job ever recorded in my history, since their heads are banging against the keypads, like every second.... pity them la... wonder if they actually get to retire..? XD
Now lastly, i'd like to thank, i mean ACTUALLY practically...hey no... i mean... THEORYLY thank... that doesn't sound right... i'd like to PSYCOLOGICLY thank desmond and wai wai for giving me the idea of this! yeah! tht sounds better!

Okay.. enough of the thank you, sob, cheer story. Now first of all, i'll introduce this blog's team, which includes me [aka Jay], Des [aka Des], Wai [aka Wai]. Well, not bad for a head start.

We are just, basically, well, simply, um.. you know.. well, if you dont know, too bad! hah!

But being the cosiderate one like me, i'll let you guess. Here dont say i bully passerbys.

First clue, we're humans.

cant figure it out?

Second clue, we're go to school.

still cant understand?

Third clue, we're obviously students.

Cant see the picture?

Forth clue, well dont tell me that you dunno that students study in schools.

Fifth clue, we hang in and out.

You should know by know what we do...

Still dunno..?

Wow.. You're freaking me out man..

Think properly...

THINK.

TTHHIINNKK..

TTTHHHIIINNNKKK...

T

H

I

N

K

!

Gosh..

you're a hard mind to satisfy.

But i aint gonna waste my time talking rubbish with you.

You go think about it urself.

Now, wat next? i know i still have like a few hundred characters to waste.

But in the global recession crisis, it's bad to waste resources!

So guess i'll stop my introduction right now!

yeah right now!

I mean it this time..

no questions to ask about us?

really?

really pilly willy?

surely surely really dun have?

Well fine..

Keep up the ego and we'll see where it goes in the end.

Haven you heard of WKK's quote?

LIVE till you DIE, LEARN till you DIE, most important of all........ be god damn HUMBLE till you DIE! well at least that's wat he thinks... wat a pity.. okay, i quit this typing job it only makes my fingers pain and wastes my precious time!

Hey stupid fingers get away from that keybroad!

STOP!

hey u DARE disobey ME!

u unfaithful fingers!!

DARE u BETRAY me!

for all those years that i've been looking after you, you treat me like this!

How could this happen to me?

Stupid fingers!!!

I'M GONNA CHOP U OFF!!

ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By your fingerless typer

(J)(a)(y)=Jay @.<