Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
if you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl"
if you're a girl - post it as "my kind of guy"
to whichever gender you prefer, really.
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Sebenarnya tak semestinya lor.
2. Smart?
Hmmm… yea? Nobodies dumb anyway….. so isn’t everyone considered smart?
3. Preferred age?
Well, no grannys please…… ><
4. Preferred height?
I think it’d look imba if I was short
5. How about sense of humour?
Wouldn’t wanna be talking to a blank piece of paper then would we?
6. How about piercings?
Piercings? Well as long as you still have an intact ear at the end of the day xD
7. Accepts you for who you are?
That’d be good to start
8. Pink hair?
um… unless u’re trying to look like cotton candy. Then it wouldn’t matter haha
9. Mushy or no?
Mushy? Well... we’ve gotta have a little bit of everything don’t we ><
10. Thin or fat?
I jus wan her to be healthy~ = )
11. Black, Brown, Yellow or White(skin colour)?
Um… let’s say I can’t guarantee this…..><
12. Long hair or short hair?
Whichever she likes
13. Plastic or metal?
Tao fu
14. Smells good?
Why not 15.
Smoker?
Unless u’re trying to kill urself
16. Drinker?
Drinker? Don’t mind actually
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Hmmm… like to try tht sometime xD
18. Muscular?
Hell no. Later give her whack how?!
19. Play piano?
piano aa… no bad de
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
guitar? Hmmmm… no objections
21. Plays violin?
well, it’s kinda uncommon?
22. Sings very well?
Tht’d be something different
23. Vain?
perhaps I’d consider this if I knew what it meant… lol?
24. With glasses?
Okay de~
25. With braces?
Nvm also
26. Shy type?
Well not always la
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
In between
28. Active or passive?
In between
29. Tight or bomb?
When the time’s right
30. Singer or dancer?
Either or both
31. Stunner?
Okay laa
32. Hiphop?
um… not too much..
33. Earrings?
Yeaa
34. Mr/Mrs. count-my-ex-boy/girlfriends-until-you-drop?
Get lost
35. Dimples?
er.. okay…
36. Bookworm?
book worm? Dunno.
37. Mr/Mrs.love letter?
erm… okay la.. I think..
38. Playful?
lol… so many… getting sien d…. playful? Okay la
39. Flirt?
flirt with me can la haha
40. Poem writer?
Rather not..
41. Serious?
sometimes
42. Campus Crush?
okay
43. Painter?
painter? I think would be okay
44. Religious?
nah.. hmm hold on a sec… actually I duuno lor. If she is then she is lor. ><
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Know ur limits can d lor
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Hell no.
47. Speaks 20 lauguages?
U siao? Talk so many language for what lol
48. Loyal or faithful?
both =)
49. Good kisser?
erm.. this I have no idea
50. Loves children?
yea
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
a stupid tag-des
Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
if you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl"
if you're a girl - post it as "my kind of guy"
to whichever gender you prefer, really.
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
must be hot, with toned body, not lambebe 1
2. Smart?
smart? don wan la.. i smart enough
3. Preferred age?
i don like aunties and small girls
4. Preferred height?
tall not so tall la.. later hit ceiling
5. How about sense of humour?
can la .. don crap like me
6. How about piercings?
where? down there ah?
7. Accepts you for who you are?
why not
8. Pink hair?
Don lala ..laa wan lala .. go home LALA LA!
9. Mushy or no?
up to u
10. Thin or fat?
sexy
11. Black, Brown, Yellow or White(skin colour)?
i aint racist, they are all the same during the night time without lights on
12. Long hair or short hair?
both also can
13. Plastic or metal?
rubber what plastic metal, rubber more shyiok
14. Smells good?
why not, i don wan ES SMELL
15. Smoker?
girl smoke? anti climax la
16. Drinker?
sikit sikit, don get drunk, im still a virgin
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
can also
18. Muscular?
no way, abit toned ok la... but no muscular
19. Play piano?
common la, i go anywhere also can see girl play piano
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
uncommon, thats abit Gay
21. Plays violin?
can also,
22. Sings very well?
Can also, better than breaking my glass window
23. Vain?
chincai
24. With glasses?
Doesn't matter. i will give her a laser surgery
25. With braces?
braces? i also got braces before
26. Shy type?
shy? go home la... shy don come out
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
chincai.. but medium ,, not too rebel later, she 造反..i gg.. not too good girl, later too boring..
28. Active or passive?
chincai
29. Tight or bomb?
chincai
30. Singer or dancer?
chincai, whats the point
31. Stunner?
hell no
32. Hiphop?
hell no, hiphop? retarded man
33. Earrings?
why not, i like those sexy earrings
34. Mr/Mrs. count-my-ex-boy/girlfriends-until-you-drop?
erhemm
35. Dimples?
why not, just like me
36. Bookworm?
no thx i give u eat worm then u know
37. Mr/Mrs.love letter?
must be a good writer like me
38. Playful?
chincai, just don play my feelings
39. Flirt?
don teh me can already
40. Poem writer?
no thx, i said don teh me lo!
41. Serious?
not 24/7 ., sometimes teh abit ok de laa
42. Campus Crush?
can also
43. Painter?
common la...i also can paint
44. Religious?
okok de don over religious
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
not too much, i said don teh d
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
for girl? NO
47. Speaks 20 lauguages?
retarded no thx
48. Loyal or faithful?
WHY NOT, don play my feeling
49. Good kisser?
I'm a good kisser, so it doesnt matter she can kiss or not
50. Loves children?
don be like jia hui
if you're a guy - post this as "my kind of girl"
if you're a girl - post it as "my kind of guy"
to whichever gender you prefer, really.
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
must be hot, with toned body, not lambebe 1
2. Smart?
smart? don wan la.. i smart enough
3. Preferred age?
i don like aunties and small girls
4. Preferred height?
tall not so tall la.. later hit ceiling
5. How about sense of humour?
can la .. don crap like me
6. How about piercings?
where? down there ah?
7. Accepts you for who you are?
why not
8. Pink hair?
Don lala ..laa wan lala .. go home LALA LA!
9. Mushy or no?
up to u
10. Thin or fat?
sexy
11. Black, Brown, Yellow or White(skin colour)?
i aint racist, they are all the same during the night time without lights on
12. Long hair or short hair?
both also can
13. Plastic or metal?
rubber what plastic metal, rubber more shyiok
14. Smells good?
why not, i don wan ES SMELL
15. Smoker?
girl smoke? anti climax la
16. Drinker?
sikit sikit, don get drunk, im still a virgin
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
can also
18. Muscular?
no way, abit toned ok la... but no muscular
19. Play piano?
common la, i go anywhere also can see girl play piano
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
uncommon, thats abit Gay
21. Plays violin?
can also,
22. Sings very well?
Can also, better than breaking my glass window
23. Vain?
chincai
24. With glasses?
Doesn't matter. i will give her a laser surgery
25. With braces?
braces? i also got braces before
26. Shy type?
shy? go home la... shy don come out
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
chincai.. but medium ,, not too rebel later, she 造反..i gg.. not too good girl, later too boring..
28. Active or passive?
chincai
29. Tight or bomb?
chincai
30. Singer or dancer?
chincai, whats the point
31. Stunner?
hell no
32. Hiphop?
hell no, hiphop? retarded man
33. Earrings?
why not, i like those sexy earrings
34. Mr/Mrs. count-my-ex-boy/girlfriends-until-you-drop?
erhemm
35. Dimples?
why not, just like me
36. Bookworm?
no thx i give u eat worm then u know
37. Mr/Mrs.love letter?
must be a good writer like me
38. Playful?
chincai, just don play my feelings
39. Flirt?
don teh me can already
40. Poem writer?
no thx, i said don teh me lo!
41. Serious?
not 24/7 ., sometimes teh abit ok de laa
42. Campus Crush?
can also
43. Painter?
common la...i also can paint
44. Religious?
okok de don over religious
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
not too much, i said don teh d
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
for girl? NO
47. Speaks 20 lauguages?
retarded no thx
48. Loyal or faithful?
WHY NOT, don play my feeling
49. Good kisser?
I'm a good kisser, so it doesnt matter she can kiss or not
50. Loves children?
don be like jia hui
I tag:
-- CHINCAI LAMonday, August 24, 2009
nothing to do-des
I opened my eyes, i saw something, something fascinating, something hanging high in the sky accompanied by cotton candies. An orange flavoured lollipop with strawberry fillings in it. It was a magical lollipop, it shoots rays of light, her nickname was "The Sun"(not the newspaper). I wonder why people call it the sun instead of orange pop. This orange pop, brings colour to life. Especially after the cotton candies cried, also known as a process called the production of syrups. A rainbow occurred. This time, it's not a candy. It's a scientific thing.Light, which travels 299,792,458 m/s (about 186,282 miles per second). This light brings life to the surrounding, the environment, animals, plants and me.
I climbed out of my bed, then using my Quadriceps muscles, Hamstring muscles and calves muscles. I crawled through the wooden flooring of the corridor carrying my 80kg body into the toilet, where the process of extermination of bacteria, deposition of impurities will perform. Firstly, using a bacterial infested toothbrush to brush off my filthy, disgusting teeth and gums. Then, using just water to gaggle filth out of my mouth. After that, I used a face wash to clean my shiny, oily face. NEXT! my favourite moment, *drums roll* the shower room! I washed my body thoroughly with an anti-bacterial body foam. First I wet my filthy fatty body, then I pressed the magical button on the soap dispenser. The soap dispenser was a magical dispenser, it produces liquid form soap! Firstly, I brushed my hair with my bare hands until my hands got tired. Secondly, after getting another handful of soap i wash my armpit, then my arms, then my *****, then my buttocks, then my *******, then my thighs, then my calves, then my foot. After 10 minutes, a freshly steamed chicken came out of the shower room.
I dressed myself and walked out of my room. While i was walking through the path of fishes(those who came to my house.. i think u understand) I smell food, food glorious food, EGGS! my favourite food, very nutritious as it contains tons of nutrients. Taste good and high in protein. Well, everything has it's disadvantages. EGGS gives too much cholesterol, which causes high cholesterol, which causes stroke, heart disease blablablabla. Who cares, i need eggs to grow. Maggi Mee with egg+monosodium glutamate soup, hard boiled egg, fish balls, fish sticks and meat balls. Whoa a high protein diet a good kick start for a day. Then I wasted a chance to eat Korean BBQ man.. stupid jay , i say come at 2. Then he come at 3 .. should went to eat Korean BBQ at 1230... stupid boy. Never mind, then we headed to the Gymnasium to workout. After a long time in the Gymnasium, We went up to the swimming pool and swim.
Really a tiring day for us. Jay your english too powderful.. i can't compete with you
-Des
I climbed out of my bed, then using my Quadriceps muscles, Hamstring muscles and calves muscles. I crawled through the wooden flooring of the corridor carrying my 80kg body into the toilet, where the process of extermination of bacteria, deposition of impurities will perform. Firstly, using a bacterial infested toothbrush to brush off my filthy, disgusting teeth and gums. Then, using just water to gaggle filth out of my mouth. After that, I used a face wash to clean my shiny, oily face. NEXT! my favourite moment, *drums roll* the shower room! I washed my body thoroughly with an anti-bacterial body foam. First I wet my filthy fatty body, then I pressed the magical button on the soap dispenser. The soap dispenser was a magical dispenser, it produces liquid form soap! Firstly, I brushed my hair with my bare hands until my hands got tired. Secondly, after getting another handful of soap i wash my armpit, then my arms, then my *****, then my buttocks, then my *******, then my thighs, then my calves, then my foot. After 10 minutes, a freshly steamed chicken came out of the shower room.
I dressed myself and walked out of my room. While i was walking through the path of fishes(those who came to my house.. i think u understand) I smell food, food glorious food, EGGS! my favourite food, very nutritious as it contains tons of nutrients. Taste good and high in protein. Well, everything has it's disadvantages. EGGS gives too much cholesterol, which causes high cholesterol, which causes stroke, heart disease blablablabla. Who cares, i need eggs to grow. Maggi Mee with egg+monosodium glutamate soup, hard boiled egg, fish balls, fish sticks and meat balls. Whoa a high protein diet a good kick start for a day. Then I wasted a chance to eat Korean BBQ man.. stupid jay , i say come at 2. Then he come at 3 .. should went to eat Korean BBQ at 1230... stupid boy. Never mind, then we headed to the Gymnasium to workout. After a long time in the Gymnasium, We went up to the swimming pool and swim.
Really a tiring day for us. Jay your english too powderful.. i can't compete with you
-Des
Friday, August 21, 2009
My love poem(revised)-Des
Girls.. better not fall for my love poem ahhh
You saw me,
Walking down the street,
the boring, cold street of the prefect bridge.
You Looked at me,
I stunned.
Your looks are too ugly for me.
After that stunning incident,
It made me impossible to forget about you.
Especially your face,
Your disgusting face.
It had been four years since I first met you,
I always wanted to say something to you,
something beneficial, useful, meaningful.
Just four words,
No, I mean three words.
I think you know what I meant.
I strongly believe that our hearts,
are strongly, firmly, linked together.
I saw you,
with another guy.
My heart SANK deeply down the Mariana Trench,
in the Pacific Ocean,
where challenger deep was located,
deepest place on earth,
where life's still a doubt,
in the darkest, loneliest place on earth.
Walking down the street,
the boring, cold street of the prefect bridge.
You Looked at me,
I stunned.
Your looks are too ugly for me.
After that stunning incident,
It made me impossible to forget about you.
Especially your face,
Your disgusting face.
It had been four years since I first met you,
I always wanted to say something to you,
something beneficial, useful, meaningful.
Just four words,
No, I mean three words.
I think you know what I meant.
I strongly believe that our hearts,
are strongly, firmly, linked together.
I saw you,
with another guy.
My heart SANK deeply down the Mariana Trench,
in the Pacific Ocean,
where challenger deep was located,
deepest place on earth,
where life's still a doubt,
in the darkest, loneliest place on earth.
yeng le? better than jay de emo post... hahaha
-des
-des
Friday, August 14, 2009
Volleyball Installation 18/7/2009 - JaY
Okay here's the deal.
I write this as simple as possible and you try your best to read it as complicated as possible. =D
I write this as simple as possible and you try your best to read it as complicated as possible. =D
Hmm... where to start?
Okay let me start with vball installation.
Okay let me start with vball installation.
18th of July
weather : clear
The morning started with 2 watermelons. = D
proudly sponsored by the one and only... ME
With the helpful young, yeng but unavailable helper Jing Yuan
Okay lets give applause to...
The slacker!!! No thanks to the.... slacker!! haha~
This hoh gei aa.... also slacking there ><
I'm IMBA.... I KNOW~ HAHA~
Front
Back
Moral Value?
Dont judge a watermelon by 1 side. =D
I potong the middle part I think... the first row is Wee heng's haa last is..unknown till ths day. xD
fuyoh.. MY wor MY wor... (macam yes~) xD
These pics are so gay.... haha~
Sorry la to those who thought I have alot of photos. The truths is.... I don't ><
Lol... this post took me sooooo long to finish.... I wonder Y...
Okay back to the point. Even before the installation started, us guys were already half full with watermelon haha~
WE KEPT EATING ALL THOSE YONG SUI DE WATERMELON...
HAHA~ THEN AAA... GT SOME PPL AAA...
ALL BIG BIG 1 ALSO SAY YONG SUI.... SOOOO...
WE ENDED UP EATING ALOT~ XD XD XD
Our installation I'd say was a classic traditional one, as always there would be watermelons... =D Started with those ice breaking games lor... so sad... We played this Ice melting game as I did in Pmo camp. But.... 2 out of 4 ice weren't solid yet... Oh my buddha....
Well, the scene was embarassing yet funny though... too bad I was sooo freaking busy... couldn't take any photos.... ><
Okay... after that.. I met this girl Carin I think... llooll, it was then only I knew that a YQ de junior was in vball....wow shioks man.
Err... err...? after that? what happen? Owh. disaster man... haha very cute de lor our food, we scare not enough so we call backup! which was 1 tray of fried rice.... den hor.. hor... TOO MUCH... == zadou....
So we ended up... well I ended up taking 1 box of fried rice home which I found out... "chao suk jor" == sad case.... wat a pityful waste... Actually aa... that day I also blur blur... so...a.... I only can say... the highlights of Vball 2009 de installation aa... is all about........... WATERMELON!!!
owh.. I forgot to mention.. I met year 1996 de president man... hope he comes to be our afternoon session coach... haha~
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