Monday, August 24, 2009

nothing to do-des

I opened my eyes, i saw something, something fascinating, something hanging high in the sky accompanied by cotton candies. An orange flavoured lollipop with strawberry fillings in it. It was a magical lollipop, it shoots rays of light, her nickname was "The Sun"(not the newspaper). I wonder why people call it the sun instead of orange pop. This orange pop, brings colour to life. Especially after the cotton candies cried, also known as a process called the production of syrups. A rainbow occurred. This time, it's not a candy. It's a scientific thing.Light, which travels 299,792,458 m/s (about 186,282 miles per second). This light brings life to the surrounding, the environment, animals, plants and me.

I climbed out of my bed, then using my Quadriceps muscles, Hamstring muscles and calves muscles. I crawled through the wooden flooring of the corridor carrying my 80kg body into the toilet, where the process of extermination of bacteria, deposition of impurities will perform. Firstly, using a bacterial infested toothbrush to brush off my filthy, disgusting teeth and gums. Then, using just water to gaggle filth out of my mouth. After that, I used a face wash to clean my shiny, oily face. NEXT! my favourite moment, *drums roll* the shower room! I washed my body thoroughly with an anti-bacterial body foam. First I wet my filthy fatty body, then I pressed the magical button on the soap dispenser. The soap dispenser was a magical dispenser, it produces liquid form soap! Firstly, I brushed my hair with my bare hands until my hands got tired. Secondly, after getting another handful of soap i wash my armpit, then my arms, then my *****, then my buttocks, then my *******, then my thighs, then my calves, then my foot. After 10 minutes, a freshly steamed chicken came out of the shower room.

I dressed myself and walked out of my room. While i was walking through the path of fishes(those who came to my house.. i think u understand) I smell food, food glorious food, EGGS! my favourite food, very nutritious as it contains tons of nutrients. Taste good and high in protein. Well, everything has it's disadvantages. EGGS gives too much cholesterol, which causes high cholesterol, which causes stroke, heart disease blablablabla. Who cares, i need eggs to grow. Maggi Mee with egg+monosodium glutamate soup, hard boiled egg, fish balls, fish sticks and meat balls. Whoa a high protein diet a good kick start for a day. Then I wasted a chance to eat Korean BBQ man.. stupid jay , i say come at 2. Then he come at 3 .. should went to eat Korean BBQ at 1230... stupid boy. Never mind, then we headed to the Gymnasium to workout. After a long time in the Gymnasium, We went up to the swimming pool and swim.

Really a tiring day for us. Jay your english too powderful.. i can't compete with you
-Des

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